Parental Advisory

Welcome to my Blog. If you are reading this, you likely have way too much time on your hands or you are a good friend of mine…with too much time on your hands. You probably wont find this interesting, funny, poignant, or insightful. But then again, if you are a friend of mine then you probably don’t mind people who are not interesting, funny, poignant or insightful. So if you don’t belong in this category, I strongly advise you to stop reading this, stop wasting your time, and to go do something meaningful with your life.


Here you will only find senseless ramblings about the various things I will probably ramble about, ie New York, poker, beer, wine, food, photography, travel, video games, movies, New York, books, the subway, and the great conspiracy to keep me unemployed.

This last topic, the great conspiracy to keep me unemployed, is perhaps the most significant topic, for one because it is as a result of this conspiracy that I am blessed with the nearly limitless free time to write about aforementioned random topics, and two, because I think others out there may also find themselves victims of similar conspiracies, and so may find my struggle interesting. Or relevant. And if neither of those, then maybe it will help inspire or simply fill up the vast chasm of time that they themselves have need to fill. Whatever. But this isn’t the main reason I am writing this, which I feel I need to emphasize: for whatever reason YOU are reading this, _I_ am writing this simply for myself. Not for you. I simply have too much time on my hands and no productive outlets.

So I shall repeat my previous advice, just to be perfectly clear, upfront, and hopefully avoid any liability: don’t read this. Go do something important. There is plenty to do out there. And I don’t want to be responsible for you not doing it. The guilt would be too much for me to bear.

If you are still reading this, then I guess you are either brave or foolish, or have so much in common with me that we should probably get together and buy me drinks. I do know this great little bar in Greenwich village…but I get ahead of myself, there will be plenty of time to waste on drinks later.

For now, I will dub thee “Dear Readers” and continue to write for my own amusement. Whatever you do, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

So until next time Dear Readers, cheers.