Friday, April 2, 2010

Jedi Mind Trick aka Jed, mind if I drink?

Ok people, I hope you realize when I said “don’t read my blog” that what I really meant was “read my blog you lazy bastards” to which you would rightfully reply “don’t insult us” to which I would say “yah sorry about that.” (Its called Reverse Psychology, and it is going to be a recurring theme in this here blog.) But seriously: what is the point of a blog if nobody reads it? If a tree falls on me in the forest, and nobody reads my blog, will anybody hear me?

Not likely. At least not in 2010. I mean sure, you could probably find a diploma or some records from one of the 6 colleges I attended at various points in my life, but there would be a noticeable lack of voice, of content, of ME. But I have come up with a remedy for that as well (I try to cover all my bases, I am definitely not going quietly into that good night): Part of my cover identity as a “freelancer” is to publish stuff/garbage on Associated Content (AC). This is a website that pays writers for the articles(crap) that they “write”. So I will become a regular contributor to AC, starting today. Please check out my AC profile at http://www.associatedcontent.com/user/770338/lance_martin.html

I will be publishing articles (crap) on poker, psychology, NYC stuff, and anything else that comes into my muddled little brain. Come to think of it, it will probably have much the same feel as my blog. I’m also going find a good photography website on which to sell photos (crap) I take around NY as well as my apartment. So stay tuned for that as well.

That’s enough for today. I’ve got some freelancing to do.
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1 comment:

  1. don't worry, nobody reads my blog either, but the search engines do so I'm ok with that :-)

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