Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Live free or die typing

Today Heather asked me to apply for jobs at the local coffee shops. To which I replied “give me liberty or give me death!” Not word for word maybe, but something to that effect anyways. And to be honest, I may actually be able to pull off this freelance thing. I got my third article published today with upfront payment! 3 for 3! Pretty cool. And I’m going to put more effort into networking with people who would be interested in reading and clicking.

Between that and Poker, I can make this work I think.

And who knows, maybe my book “Haikus of Death” will become a big seller.

Speaking of which, I believe I owe somebody named “Maria” (if that is indeed your real name) a Haiku.

I think I will call this one, Haiku for Mariaifthatisindeedyourrealname,


Living in Bay Ridge
Working in Manhattan, damn
R Train, always late


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5 comments:

  1. Here's a better one for Maria:
    After many drinks
    Dances to Smooth Criminal
    Like Michael Jackson

    Well, it could still be better. Lance, you should give it another try!

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  2. R TRAIN WOE IS MINE
    I STOOD ALL THE WAY TODAY
    MTA IS CRIME

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  3. SHIMMY SHAMONE
    WOW SHIMMY SHAMONE WOW
    MJ SHAMONE

    tru dat

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  4. Her inspiration
    is MJ; dance to Beat it
    after many drink

    blah.

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  5. Wow, Maria, love haiku about R train, but what a crummy experience!

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