Today Heather asked me to apply for jobs at the local coffee shops. To which I replied “give me liberty or give me death!” Not word for word maybe, but something to that effect anyways. And to be honest, I may actually be able to pull off this freelance thing. I got my third article published today with upfront payment! 3 for 3! Pretty cool. And I’m going to put more effort into networking with people who would be interested in reading and clicking.
Between that and Poker, I can make this work I think.
And who knows, maybe my book “Haikus of Death” will become a big seller.
Speaking of which, I believe I owe somebody named “Maria” (if that is indeed your real name) a Haiku.
I think I will call this one, Haiku for Mariaifthatisindeedyourrealname,
Living in Bay Ridge
Working in Manhattan, damn
R Train, always late
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Here's a better one for Maria:
ReplyDeleteAfter many drinks
Dances to Smooth Criminal
Like Michael Jackson
Well, it could still be better. Lance, you should give it another try!
R TRAIN WOE IS MINE
ReplyDeleteI STOOD ALL THE WAY TODAY
MTA IS CRIME
SHIMMY SHAMONE
ReplyDeleteWOW SHIMMY SHAMONE WOW
MJ SHAMONE
tru dat
Her inspiration
ReplyDeleteis MJ; dance to Beat it
after many drink
blah.
Wow, Maria, love haiku about R train, but what a crummy experience!
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