Monday, April 5, 2010

To click or not to click

Ads. Theres actualy some cool stuff on there.

I did and my life has definitely improved! No, seriously. I clicked on something about “best happy hour in NYC” and it does sound pretty good. Half price everything, 4-10 every weekday. Tribeca. M1-5 lunge/bar/club. Sounds cool. And the websites music is annoyingly catchy and uplifting. Bowm-buhcha-bowm-chooooowm

Anybody up for it?

Either way you should click on the ads to the left of this here blog. Or the ones below this here blog. Cuz they pay me for it! And if I don’t make any money doing this inane stuff, then I’ll have to get a real job (I’m sure I’ll get an offer any day now), and then no more blog.

But seriously, Lucrezia hooked up me up with the ad thingies. I’m curious to see how much they pay. Not much obviously, but if you, Dear Readers, come through and click click click, I may be home free! As Princess Lea said to Obi-Wan Kanobieodi: please obie one, you’re our only hope!

I think I’m going to write an article for AC about being unemployed. Like, how to make it not suck terribly horribly bad. Being active is crucial. And considering the unemployment rates in the US today, I think this is a topic that may generate some readership (and more clicks. See where I’m going with this?)

I could be the FUNemployment guru (see previous post regarding the upcoming grassroots social movement).

But first things first: happy hour anybody?

3 comments:

  1. there were 4, and I clicked on every one of them. Oh hey, there's 4 more on this "post a comment" page! Click, click, click...

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  2. Lance! I am so proud of your spelling!!! Keep up the good work!

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  3. I have an adblocker on.

    I also work at an advertising firm... I think that may be a sin.

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