Welcome to the Machine (and Vote)

I have received numerous complaints yesterday and today that I have been quiet for the past week or so. People say “you haven’t posted in several days!” and “I haven’t seen any new articles!” and “your posts really suck!”
Jeeze people! What do you think I am a machine? If you did you would be right of course, because I AM a machine. A FreeLance Machine. I’m just a machine that happens to get lazy now and then. So sue me.

Okay, now that we got that out of the way, I have huge news!

I am now a contributing writer to several fantastically paying websites! The first one I would encourage anybody who likes to travel (and who doesn’t like to travel?) to check out because they pay for short articles about places to visit, travel experiences, travel recommendations etc. This can be about damn near anything apparently. I wrote a quick paragraph about a really fantastic hike/beach/camp trip on Washington’s Olympic coast, and they want to pay me for it! I could write a million of these things! And at $5 each that’s like five million dollars! Now, just got to figure out what to do with all that money.

Oh, and secondly, the more important thing about this website: they have a “Sponsored Traveler” contest every month, which involves people (like you) voting to chose who gets $250 cash. To cover travel stuff. And guess who the first applicant for June is? ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!

SO GO VOTE!!!!!!!!

Here is the link: http://travelmaharishi.com/?page_id=635

Please for the love of God and all things decent vote and get everybody you know to vote. For me of course. This is a vote that can actually change a person’s life forever. FOREVER!

And if there was any confusion, I am the guy named Lance that’s going to Peru. So don’t vote for Joe going to Iceland. No. Vote for Lance. Peru.

Vote.

And I don’t see it say anywhere that animals are not allowed to vote, so if you have a dog or a cat, position their paw above the corresponding mouse button, move the cursor over the "vote for Lance - Peru" button, and press firmly. And feel free to enjoy the subsequent warm fuzzy feeling, courtesy of me. Many thanks.

Another site that I will be writing for is Brooklynexposed.com

Its relatively new, having just officially gone live on April 7th, and is still under construction, but, this is right up my alley as well. This is the kind of website which will pay me for writing about eating and drinking around Brooklyn. And other stuff too of course. But eating and drinking! I can do that. I can do that really well in fact.

Man, who knew that FreeLance writing kicked so much ass? Its awesome. But remember, only you can prevent employment!

So get out there and do your civic duty: VOTE!

Thank you.